watch this.

this is a convo by me and nicole

and this asshole.

and for 'PLAIN JANE' 's benifit,

i wasnt posing as her.

she typed,

and i gave ideas,

e.g 'rotting cock'

- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
dont start the insult game w me _l_
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i can win u for sure yoh
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
but for now
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i gtg
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
please. you'll dorwn in my sarcasm for sure.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
considering you're english is like shyt
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u sure mah?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
you step ahbeng only laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
my english better then that shit SG president
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
dont kpkb if you dont know how too okay
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
diam diam la
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
oh so you're insulting our president laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
dun act cool la
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
who you to ask me diam
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
wt kind of english is that
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
who you
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& who was the one who started acting first
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:

- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
STEP AHBENG ONYL LAAS.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
uuU?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
uu?u
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
see
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
only know who to sapm.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
*spam
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i love to spam
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
DROWN IN MY SARCASM DOUCHE!
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
spam is fun
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u make up noob - -
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
cos that's the only bad thing you know how to do.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
_l_
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
i bet you cant fuck a woman properly laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u can fuck a boi?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
dont show me that if you cant use it properly
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
no cos i dont have a cock.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
unlike yours
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i guess u fuck the wrong way too
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
but i know you can
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
cause u dun haf a bf
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i guess all the bf
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
all fucked by u
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
all run liao
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
but it may be the bloke's worse day of his life.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
pleas laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
thats y u gotta make up
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
to attract all the boiis rite?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
better than being fuucked by you.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
o.. dun wrry i wont fuck u
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
you cant perform a one night stand w a tikopek properly laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i wud rather fuck the SG president
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
i didnt ask you too. laas
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i go fuck ur krystal(see how he drags me in?) okies?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& you'll be the last person i'll like to fuuck on earth!
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
dun wrry
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i wont fuck
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
fuck is later
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
she rather eat shyt
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
than fuuck you're rotting cock
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
*8your
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i' m sure she wont
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
she will
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
rotten cock - -
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
she's right beside me now
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
my cock damn healthy
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& thats what she said
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
got do gym u know?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
she's gna whack the com
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
so?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
my cock stronger than Arnod Swazngger.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
thats why its rotting in your pool of sweat
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
LOL
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
sweat from my cock?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
r u 2pid = =
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
you're cock got abs?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
ROFL.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
no, you're the flying pig remember.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
_l_
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
_l_
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
-'-
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
_l_ _l_
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
know how to say dunno how to do
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
please laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i think u dun even noe wt fuck means
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
= =
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
i can say sarcastic things better than you.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
all you know is how to spam
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i guess u practice everyday rite?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& that is your only forte
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
spam = continuously say the same word
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
but i didnt
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& i bet you dont know what fuck means too laas.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i fuck more then u la
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
DOUCHE BAG
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i fuck each day
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
all the teacher got fucked liao
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
yeah, w your rotten cock
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
now i aiming to fuck SG girls
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
not rotten cocks
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
is healthy cock
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
no wonder you're cock is rotting.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
v heathy
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u know wt cock look like?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
i bet its smaller than a shrimp
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
of course
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u see ur own father's?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
HAHA
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
it looks like a prawn.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
WAHLAO EH
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
haiz...
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i can understand that..
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
DONT ANYHOW DRAG MY FATHER INTO THIS ING CONVERSATION LAAS.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
*fuucking
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?

ur father got show u izzit?
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?

ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:


- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
this is spam
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
THEN YOU GO FUUCK YOUR MOTHER
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:

ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?

ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
okies
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
np la
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
v
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur father got show u izzit?

ur father got show u izzit?
ur father got show u izzit?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
BECAUSE SHE HAS NO ONE ELSE TO FUUCK EXCEPT YOU LASA.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
**LAAS
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
nope
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
she got fuck my fatha
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& YOU HAVE A ROTTEN COCK
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
YEAH
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
BUT SHE FUUCKS YOU TOO.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
all u noe how to say is rotten cock rotten cock
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
yes
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
DUH
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
FOR SURE
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
even tmr i will go to my GF's hse and fuck her
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i will fuck until she cannot take it liao
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
i bet thats the worse day of her life
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
what does she look like?
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
nope
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
opposite
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
Michael jackson?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
HAH HAH HAH
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
TOO BAD
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
PRETTIER THAN U FOR SURe
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
michael jackson is u
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
YOU HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON GF
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
make up creature
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& dont be too hard,
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
ur sentence doesnt even make any sense- -
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
her nose may drop off
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
no common sense one u = =
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
please, cos you're stupid flying pig
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
cos you dont understand.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
flying pig
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
so lame.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
yeah
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
you.
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
FLYGIN SWINE.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
tlaking about u la
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
**flying.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
express dowager
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
got wt power
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
power to rull what
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
shit?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
got power to chop off your cock
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
come la
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
got power to castrate you.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i let u chop
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
dun even dare
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
I WOULD BE GLAD TOO
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
OKIEs
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
WHEN I GO BACK SOMEDAY TO STUDY
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
I GO MEET U AND U GO CHOP LA
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
LIKE TO SAY BUT DUNNO HOW TO DO
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
WHAT A NOOB
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS & I'LL BE GLAD TOO
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
HAHA
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
K SURE
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
I IN HK GOT SHIT USE TELLING U ?
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
BUT I NEED TO WEAR GLOVES & GOGGLES
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM GASSED
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
FROM YOU.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
AND A KNIFE
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i will wait for this day to get fuck
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
I'LL BRING A CHOPPER NO WORRIES!
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
to get chop
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
THOSE TYPE TO CHOP CHICKEN
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
yes
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
nice
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
LOL
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
excellent
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
THANKYOU.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
np
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
now
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
byes
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i gtg
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
to
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
my
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
fren's
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
& I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR MOUTH IF IM IN GOOD MOOD
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
house
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
so
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
anything u wan
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
GOOD LUCK FUUCKING!
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
u cna fuck Krystal
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
if u wanna practice
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
so
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
byes
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
haf a fucking good day
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
I RATHER HER THAN YOU
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
and hope u chop mine well
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
COS OF YOU'RE ROTTING COCK
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
dun wrry
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
OF COURSE
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
i wud rather fuck a cow
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
ITLL LOOK LIKE YOU NEVER HAD ONE
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
AHGUA LAAS.
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
thank you
- ` ☆ 信♥ ./] ._. YOH YOH XD empress the waiter -.- says:
byes
- Nicole ; zee EMPRESS DOWAGER yoh (: says:
goodbye

observe how he's stupid,

and says vice-versa,

thoh he's eng not so good.

and

btw,

i saw this huge,

cute hunky

guy,

nicole's neighbour,

joseph lee,

and he's in love with me,

he just doesn't know it,

YET.

gtg goodbye :D