the best

i cant get over this. hahahahaha.

haha i was looking through my phone uploads and i remembereed this and AWW I REMEMBERED MY FAV COUSIN NEEDED A MENTION IN MY BLOG HAHAHAH

I QUIT

you just never get it do you? well, fuck you. you're the fucker that doesnt understand. break it off with me if you want but dont try to blame this on me.

xxx

weird how things can change in such a short time and how first impressions dont really matter.
i am not gonna eat during midnight anymore if i wanna shed that 3kg i gained HAHAHA. BUT I DONT HAHHA. so i still have that pack of marks and Spencer digestives in my stash. and its stuck with me for a good and long time. :D

HAHHAHAHAHHA SEXYYYYYYYY

helloooooo.
i love blogger, it always chooses the best time to screw with me hahahahahha. anyway, my fevers so high i start talking to guitars. (SHUT UP FLORENCE)

ANYWAY, MY SEXY SENIOR AZEL HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN MADE IT TO THE NEW PAPER ANDDDDDD THE LIVERPOOL WEBSITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xv6Swkp01Nw/Sm2VKthOZAI/AAAAAAAAOI4/FJcVfXvrv9k/s1600-h/5280_124873932572_67920382572_2962618_3250517_n.jpg

I AM BORED.

fruit swing

anyone realise how im less vulgar now?
anyone realise how im in a perpetually better mood now?

wanna know why?

well it cant be cuz anything changed can it?! CAN IT?!?!?!

first you grab dayna like a drowning platypus.
then you TRIED TO get celine.
then now you're tryna get algae and nicole.

friends arent out there to be grabbed. they're out there to love you. to make you feel good and to make you HAPPY!

THEY DONT GET GRABBED.
THEY DONT.

XXX

one day while walking to peeeee WITH NICOLE.

N: EH WAHLAU, our school toilets damn smelly know. cannot tahan.
me: haha eh i know. YOU KNOW RI TOILETS?!
N: HUH? VERY CLEAN ISIT?
me: HUH ACTUALLY I ALSO DONT KNOW. CUZ ALL BOYS TOILETS WHAT HAHAHAH
N: ...

cheerleading

I AM BRUISED EVRYWHERE.
on my collarbone cuz i was being base for a few times, and a few ppl. and well, algae, was doing with me. so well, you know.

on the calves cuz i was the flyer for another few stunts

on the thighs (ok not bruised, just aching) cuz i did splits just now. for quite a long time.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS CHEERLEADING!

its sadly surprising how i can make myself laugh.
how i can manage to keep telling myself that one day itll come true
how i believe that my life is good enough.
how i tell myself that if i try hard enough i will stop.

but i know i cant stop.
well, dad managed to, but he continued, i could smell the smoke in the bathroom. but maybe, it could have been from me. who really cares?

so many things are screwed up with me now i dont really know where i can start and i know neither will it stop. so why not give the gods a satisfaction of me giving up and giving them a hand in screwing me up. you want me to break down. fine. you'll probaly win an a few more fans or something.

so, people who actually dont live my life, shut the fuck up, CUZ YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE. YOU DONT, KNOW, SHIT.

i mean it. okay. im not acting that my life is horrible. honestly, what would i get out of that? attention? i dont want it. you wouldnt know what i would give to be just simply happy.

get that?

i. just. want. to. be HAPPY.

I WILL SACRIFICE EVERYTHING TO BE HAPPY. ANYTHING. I WANT TO KEEP FAITH, SO GOD HELP ME.

light up a stick

'you'll get cancer one day, the way you're going'

no point, my dear, no point.

you know, i remember the day i gave you your birthday present. i gave you a pretty sphere box, and i wrapped it up in so much newspaper you thought i actually bought you a basket ball, and when you opened the final layer of the empty box, you turned to me with an amused look that i loved so much.

i still love you. i still miss you. how long do i have to wait?

i remember just when you turned, i gave you a peck on the cheek and went: 'everytime, you open that box, i'll take it that you deserve a kiss. i love you.' -and i did the heart shape sign with my fingers.

how much would i give to see the empty bottom of the white box. i miss you. please please dont keep me waiting so long.

you never knew i buried that heart shaped silver flake we found in sentosa under the layers of tissue. and now you do.

maybe thats why just when i light up every stick i think of you. and maybe the reason im seeing mre and more lighted sticks is because im waiting for you to come ans pull it out from my mouth and smoke it yourself and say you're self sacrificial.

i love you.

your family aint you.

and please go read the post again, i didnt say you did so. i simply said it was a forewarning. so whats up with the defensiveness? how bout asking shannen what she said to me?

for fucks sake

for brainiac, jockey and aigoclock's sake.
i did not fucking dao you on friday ok.
SO EVERYONE WHO'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CONCERNED, DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARE. IM TIRED OF YOU TRYNA BE WHO YOU'RE NOT AND COMING INTO SITUATIONS THAT TOTALLY IS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. its not funny, its not cute. its annoying. get that?

and once again for green pastel,maggie mee and chocolates sake, do not go round giving one sided stories. i dont and i see no reason you should to. oh now you claim i give one sided stories. i state facts. you should know that i do not give stories one sided. i state MOTHER FUCKING FACTS. you really should know. even when the time we were pissed with nicole i did not give a one sided story. i stated facts. in case you dont know the definition of facts is such like: 'oh, she said that nicole did this this this' i dont go: 'oh nicole DID that that that'

now, get that?

many people are telling me you gave me a reply on your blog. i entered, and LO AND BEHOLD, i did not read it. cuz no point. i realised the fact that you gave a reply meant that you think you have a right to speak up, a right to clarify, you think that, YOU ARE NOT WRONG!

now, tell me why i aint surprised?

anyway, you can go on giving your one sided stories of which you may claim aint one sided, to your teammates. i dont care. if people know me well enough, they'll know it aint ENTIRELY my fault. if they dont know me well enough, i dont really care what they think.

and yes, I DID NOT TELL ONE SIDED STORIES TO ANYONE. pick someone, pick melody, pick nicole, pick dayna, pick celine. ask them what i said to them. if you have too much pride to do so, lemme tell you. all i said was when asked why i was angry was:

my art project very stressful, and ZHERU COULDNT DO THE ART PROJECT CUZ SHE HAD TRAINING.

i dont reallt think thats very one sided is it.
if you insist, i could give you an example convo. lets take me an nicole's:

K: wahlao eh, very stressed must still go do art project leh. omg, one person do very hard know.

N: huh why your partner never do with you. your partner zheru is it?

K: yeah. she say she got training almost everyday

N: huh but still she must do her part what. how bout after training?

K: i think she maybe too tired lahl. nehmind i jin liang go do all i can then try to explain the situation to ms teh.

zheru, i dont see how this is one sided other than the fact that it came from my mouth. so i see no need of you to go crying to your senior blaming me, claiming stuffs. and fucking me all over, and calling me a bitch, and giving one sided stories, and saying ITS NOT YOUR FAULT.

i never said you did all those. its just a forewarning.

but you know, if you insist on being your self and doing those shit by shoving shit to me in your teammates eyes, i cant really stop you. after all, you'll always be you.

xxx

DEAR ONE MORE TIME I SEE YOUR POSSESSIONS IN MY HANDBAG WHICH YOU FORGOT TO BRING HOME I WILL MAKE SURE I THROW THEM AWAY. (and yes, i dont care if its your wallet of your ciggies.

CLING WRAP

DONT ACT SO PATHETIC FOR BOTH YOU AND I'S SAKE
when someone dao's you, you immediately go cling on the next available person, when you annoy the next available person like how you always do, by showing off your non existant class and wealth, showing off what YOUR FRIENDS HAVE.

thats really stupid and brainless.

like, EH, WAH, MY UNCLE OWNS A 2ACRE BUNGALOW. EH, RICH NOT?!

oh and better, showing off things that have absolutely no reason to beling to you and DO NOT BELONG TO YOU. at all. another example?

eheh, this one better, i live in england and hor, you know hor, ENGLAND GOT VERY COOL PPL YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH? you're speechless?? see i win!! -spits saliva everywhere-

this is really stupid. i know you're blaming me for dao-ing you without any reason, but please, okay, please keep in mind that you have to remember why im lways the one being angry, maybe just maybe its not cuz i have anger management problems, its cuz you always dont think before talking.

never?

like that time you implied i was a prostitute equivailant, OH YOU DIDNT?? actually what you said was, eh, you look like a prostitute. HAHAHAHAH. one thing to let you know, it aint funny. okay. maybe you like ppl calling you a prostitute, well i dont.

just one time only you say?

well, how bout just yesterday? dont tell me you dont remember. the incident with mel. but whatever. its not like what you say really affects me. its just cause i didnt want you to be like that. its cuz i wondered how anyone could live with themselves like that.

am i that much of a pushover? maybe cuz once, well i dont learn, twice, well maybe she just isnt really free. thrice, mind you, THRICE. thats probably enough dont you think? if just cause of this, it maks my report look bad with a bad grade, or in anyway, affects me from getting my 9th subject,

i wont let you forget it that easily. you, of all people should know what im capable of.

you have just one more chance. this time, as surprising as it may seem to you (even though others dont find it that surprising) it may just be your fault.

love, krystal.

today DRACO MALFOY

went to watch harry potter with mel!!
she pissed the shit out of me HAHAHA

k: eh, what train we on ah??
m: i dont know i follow you one.
k: huh i going orchard EH HOW HOW?!?!

-next stop, orchard-

m: see i knew it was the right train
k:-__________-

anyway, met up with dawn after that:)

HAHA I KNOW MY HAIR LOOKS REALLY RED!

I WAS TRYNA BE ARTSY!:)

love today.
liverpool coming, cant wait. <3

alonso

ALONSO REQUESTING FOR TRANSER TO REAL. I DONT KNOW MUST KILL MYSELF FIRST OR HIM

MAYBE RANALDO WOULD BE GOOD. IN FACT, I WILL KILL RONALDO BEFORE HE KILLS ME MAKING ME WATCH HIM PLAY WITH ALONSO TGT.

bangs

my first day out with the bangs the extensions and the wig
okok kidding bout the wig.
anyway, more flattering pictures than what zheru posted.
gimme your views.
keep the bangs or grow it out!!:)
try to spot my red extensions:D

bitch
i do extensions she also do, then hers nicer._l_

shit my fangs are showing.
time to go file them.

hideous hairstyles :P

for the really curious people who want to see what bimbo now looks like, do scroll down and take a look. it's okay my hair is screwed after i cut it also he he bimbo:)

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TADAH!!!

ha ha ha bimbo i know you wna kill me for posting this but i luv you!! :P he he ;)

don't pangseh me must wear colourful dress tmrw!! :)

bang bang

i just cut bangs.
prepare for hideousness.

xxx

me: eh i wanna cut bangs
dad: huh really? the hairdresser there only
me: orh okay luh!

and then...
this happened.

boredom

this is how bored i actually am
i aint kidding you. this boredom is lethal

pretty xabi

okay, now is the time i rant about xabi alonso.
please or the love of god do not go: 'eh, alonso? i know i know, the f1 driver right??!!'
i will smack whoever says my hubby looks like that horse faced person.
i will cut off your junk and shove it where the sun dont shine.

now, enough of that.

this is a pic-log of my xabi.

first off, xabi alonso belongs so liverpool, where sometimes they take really freaky pictures of him like:

yup, but he can pull it off. try making ronaldo look like that and be able to pull it off as well. HMPH!

STILL, as every hot fellow has, he has many really cute abd sexy pics of his spanish sexiness

like such:

well, he's so hot that you can ignore that ugly WAG right behind him.
the one with the boobs spilling out.
look, lady, quit it, he's not interested, he has me.

who the fuck in their normal right mind has a girlfriend called NAGORE?
what?!
okay, so maybe xabi aint in his right mind, but hey its not like his looks cant cover it up.

hmph hmph!


and did i mention?
he has six packs so REAL that it shows through the shirt.
not like certain others who actually has SPRAY ON ABS
(i can say who. really i cant. i mean it, im not telling!!! hey quit asking or ROBERT PATTINSON will have an excuse to sue me!)


hey, dude you cant spray THAT on!
neh neh.

neither can you spray on that really cute happy smile.
blabedeeblehbadeeBOO!




OH, here's xabi and his brother.
(brother's BLONDE!)
BROTHER HAS THE REALLY INTENSE DONT-MESS-WITH-ME-I-CAN-SURF-BETTER-THAN-YOU-DO-IM-A-SURFER-BOY-YES-I-AM LOOK.:d


not bad looking family huh?

yup, you got that right, im the one he's looking and blowing kisses at. :D












tell me that isnt gum.

oh here's another make m day picture!

women goes blahblahbah, and xabi gives the cant you just shut the fuck up face.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



LOOK AT THE BORING SHIRT RAFA IS WEARING.



i think no one in the world can pull off this leprechaun look better than xabi
(i know i love green but, xabi, please?)


kill the big motherfucking fag who injured him.
where did gerrard go?


honeycomb?



muacks.

i know i am damn boliao.

boredom

somehow, staying at home is strangely fufilling.
somehow.
maybe its the knowledge that im peeling my self away.
the peeling plaster from wound type?

anyway, being the boliao me,
i went to google marilyn monroe,
and as being said,
BLOGGER BEING ITS ANNOYING SELF,
WONT ALLOW ME TO UPLOAD PICS
KNNBCCB.
so if you wanna see marilyn monroe, and refer to whatever im gonna talk bout, look
HERE

ANYWAY,
moving on, i think marilyn monroe queefs. dont you think? seeing some people too lazy to google the meaning of queef, its a vaginal fart. which means you go *poot* from the front. women only of course. unless you men claim this credit too. i wont stop you apparently.

why do i say mm queefs? because, you see the way her skirt is always being blown up? because unless she has electric fanned shoes, i dont see how she is capable of doing that OVER AND OVER again. and that's just IMHO. so dont come squeling to me how its her signature pose and how there's actually a reason to it. STFU! HAHAHA.

omg, i am really damn boliao.