pretty xabi

okay, now is the time i rant about xabi alonso.
please or the love of god do not go: 'eh, alonso? i know i know, the f1 driver right??!!'
i will smack whoever says my hubby looks like that horse faced person.
i will cut off your junk and shove it where the sun dont shine.

now, enough of that.

this is a pic-log of my xabi.

first off, xabi alonso belongs so liverpool, where sometimes they take really freaky pictures of him like:

yup, but he can pull it off. try making ronaldo look like that and be able to pull it off as well. HMPH!

STILL, as every hot fellow has, he has many really cute abd sexy pics of his spanish sexiness

like such:

well, he's so hot that you can ignore that ugly WAG right behind him.
the one with the boobs spilling out.
look, lady, quit it, he's not interested, he has me.

who the fuck in their normal right mind has a girlfriend called NAGORE?
what?!
okay, so maybe xabi aint in his right mind, but hey its not like his looks cant cover it up.

hmph hmph!


and did i mention?
he has six packs so REAL that it shows through the shirt.
not like certain others who actually has SPRAY ON ABS
(i can say who. really i cant. i mean it, im not telling!!! hey quit asking or ROBERT PATTINSON will have an excuse to sue me!)


hey, dude you cant spray THAT on!
neh neh.

neither can you spray on that really cute happy smile.
blabedeeblehbadeeBOO!




OH, here's xabi and his brother.
(brother's BLONDE!)
BROTHER HAS THE REALLY INTENSE DONT-MESS-WITH-ME-I-CAN-SURF-BETTER-THAN-YOU-DO-IM-A-SURFER-BOY-YES-I-AM LOOK.:d


not bad looking family huh?

yup, you got that right, im the one he's looking and blowing kisses at. :D












tell me that isnt gum.

oh here's another make m day picture!

women goes blahblahbah, and xabi gives the cant you just shut the fuck up face.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



LOOK AT THE BORING SHIRT RAFA IS WEARING.



i think no one in the world can pull off this leprechaun look better than xabi
(i know i love green but, xabi, please?)


kill the big motherfucking fag who injured him.
where did gerrard go?


honeycomb?



muacks.

i know i am damn boliao.