one of the better men.

there was this really eligible man who added me on msn at around 12midnight last night, and tonight, we happened to both be online and we started talking. halfway through, it went like this:

w: are you in singapore idol?
k(while what-the-fucking, my bro took over the comp): yeah, kinda, im in miss singapore.
w: oh hmm, really, i dont see any of you on miss singapore. other than the ones with really small boobs
k: hmm, sure, you puny dicked asshole

(then we talked for awhile more about how he came to get my msn, bu the fucker didnt understand the question 'how did you get my msn' hmm, i get it, phrased that way, it kinda is hard to comprehend.)

suddenly,

w: you know, im not really sure if you are in ms singapore because all of them have really big boobies, however, if you are i wouldnt know, cuz im one of the guys who prefer watching 22 english men on a field kicking a bal around than women prancing around with no boobs.
k(pissed off and my bro holding my back from the comp to prevent me making his dick shrivel into a piece of dried leaf): yeah, you wanna know what category i won??
w: the small boobed category?
k: no the 'havin-the-most-restraint-talking-to-perverted-small-dicked-stalkers-on-msn'
w: fuck you bitch.

or something like that and the worst??
he criticised, luke, daniel, shawn, shaun, and all guys i hang out with

w: oh you know i said, im not those guys that watch women prancing around with boobs jiggling calling themselves miss singapore?
k: no, you actually phrased it in broken english
w: however, those guys you hang out with seem to be of that kind.

OMG I AM SO PISSED OFF, I DELETED HIM AND CANNOT RETRIEVE THE MESSAGE HISTORY, IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO RETRIEVE IT, TELL ME. imma go to the police with it.

i swear, what is coming to the good guys in s'pore??

(ps, till the end, he didnt realise we were being sarcastic about the miss singapore thing, loser. bet he's one of my blog taggers.)