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    Monday, March 16, 2009

    give me a kiss


    Men are like parking spots,
    the good ones are taken
    and the free ones are handicapped.

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    current mood?
    PISSED,BORED,AMUSED,DERANGED

    current music?
    ne-yo,mad

    current place?
    bed-fucking-room,where else?

    current status?
    a motha-fuckin bi.

    yes, that was true.
    oh, did i mention?
    i'm a cupboard.
    disguised as a shoebox,
    living in a human host.

    WHAT??
    THIS IS A TALL TALE?
    no. what do you mean that you dont believe me??

    what do you mean,
    that this is even more unbelievable
    than me telling you that i actually am i fucking bisexual?

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