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    Saturday, January 2, 2010

    My fanfuckingfaboulous resolutions

    1, stop falling for every single taken gir-I MEAN, GUY
    2, or bung
    3, stop breaking up normal steady relationships and then dump the poor fellow
    4, despite how fun it is
    5, stop dreaming of how to kill others
    6, stop stop stop stop walking down dreamers lane
    7, don't make friends with fucking losers like myself
    8, open up a little and stop bottling everything up (till someone complains)
    9, LIVE LAUGH LOVE get laid.

    10, be HAPPY.

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